Score: 2

"2 for graphics. Nothing for everything else"

submission: Glass Fish Rhythm

date: October 19, 2009

This game is AWFUL. The story is really lame and weak and the controls are so awkward. I just stopped playing after a minute of playing because the controls were so frustrating. I don't see how this is even remotely a rhythm game (but then again, I didn't get past the first level).

I do have to admit the graphics and music add that nice old-skool charm to it and kept me a bit interested even though the controls were crap.

So all-in-all: nice aesthetic, terrible idea and controls. Better luck next time.

Score: 10

"Life changing experience!"

submission: DUCK SIM 2008

date: June 11, 2009

I got so addicted to this game that I skipped school in risk of being held back, just to be the duck. I will never look at a duck the same way again.

Score: 6

"Good for one time only"

submission: It's a Nice Day Today

date: June 11, 2009

In my eyes, it doesn't deserve the attention it's getting but it also doesn't deserve the burning FatKidWitAJetPak just gave it.

The joke is pretty good at first but it's only good for one time...

Score: 10

"Funk-ay!"

submission: DJO - Stars DnB

date: August 13, 2009

Your best effort in a while. No doubt about that. Seriously. This track is full of awesomeness. A lot better than your original version.

This song reminds me of stuff by another NG artist: ParagonX9. I'm sure you've come across her at some point since you've started. She's one of the best if not THE best electronic music artist on NG so take that as a compliment! :D

Everything is almost perfect. The synths, the production. Damn... All professional.

When it finished, I was left dizzy. Thought you should know that.

In other words, continue making DnB music. Period.

Score: 10

"YES!"

submission: Zero Bombers Pwned!

date: July 26, 2009

So perfect. The British accent really fits well with it and the background music makes it sound like a real public announcement. The text was really funny.

"...perhaps you vote zero because you have everything in common with this number... you're a fat juicy nothing with a dick on your head and your just jealous because you cant make a basic drum loop and simple chord progression....and so you click zero to give yourself a feeling of self worth...because if you vote zero it means they are worse than you doesn't it?"

"...voting zero is just vindictive twattish behaviour sponsored by Nazis and Atilla the hun."

LOL

My stuff gets high scores, then gets bombed so I can relate to this. (with British accent): Good show, old chap!

Score: 2

"Meh... needs work"

submission: Hold me

date: July 25, 2009

Okay concept, composition needs a lot of attention. It's basically all quarter notes with very little movement. There's a lot of weird harmonies like 2nds and 7ths all over the place. There doesn't seem to be any direction in this piece whatsoever.

Learn music theory first. It'll make a world of difference.