Score: 9

"Wow"

submission: Always With Me Always With You

date: December 3, 2007

That was amazing. I don't think anyone could have done it better (besides Satriani himself of course) I bet your girlfriend loved it.

Score: 9

"Really good!"

submission: Mother Russia

date: December 3, 2007

Too bad it's only 1:38. I would have listened to more...

Score: 1

"OMG! I almost got a heart attack!"

submission: Dark Lament

date: December 3, 2007

That, like, fucking came out of nowhere at max volume! The guitar was too fucking loud. The composition itself was fair (I would of given it a 7) but it suffered greatly due to overpowering distortion and volume and lack of clarity, thus taking away my enjoyment, from 7 to 1. Turn it down, make the melody clearer, add a keyboard, bass, and drumkit or whatever you want and the song will be, like, 10 times better. Keep trying! You have the potential to be a good musician, I can tell. I can help you out if you want.

Score: 9

"That was awesome"

submission: Desert Rose

date: October 27, 2007

You guys can really shread. I'm somewhat a shreadder myself. On keyboards though. Maybe we could do a collaboration. Like a guitar vs. keyboard thing or something. I have classical influence.

Score: 6

"Meh"

submission: A Collection of Guilt

date: October 11, 2007

Too much distortion. I'm pretty sure the composition itself was good but maybe if you lowered the distortion enough to understand the chords, I probably would of enjoyed it.

Score: 9

"Beautiful"

submission: *+*(Stairway to heaven pt1)*+*

date: September 28, 2007

Stairway to Heaven is my absolute favorite song!! Your rendition was very beautiful. In fact, so beautiful, it made me cry my eyes out :') *sniff* *favorited*

Score: 8

"Nice"

submission: Highway Shuffle Not finished

date: September 28, 2007

You should put this under blues or general rock instead. Btw, what program did you use?

Score: 1

"that wasn't that exciting"

submission: --hardcore Sex--

date: August 23, 2007

I gave you 1 star because at least this is not a bunch of noise or stupidity. But calling it hardcore sex to make people click on it is mad low. I knew this wasn't hardcore sex anyway. I just clicked on it to badly review the noise you made.

Score: 4

"lol"

submission: -The Myspace Song-

date: August 22, 2007

It's funny you submit this now because I saw this after I deleted my MySpace (mainly because of spamming).

On to constructive criticism: When I criticize rap, I look at the timing of the rapper, the lyrics, and the delivery (the 3 most important elements)

Rap Timing: not that good. Just because rap doesn't use the music theory as extensively as other genres of music doesn't mean you can rap as fast or as slow as you want in a set tempo. I recommend rapping to a metronome or a 4/4 drum beat to improve. Start at a slow tempo like 50 and work your way up.

Lyrics: I couldn't make out the lyrics that well. See Delivery.

Delivery: this is what rap is all about. You must stay consistent and make sure your delivery reflects your feelings toward the subject. There were patches in the song where you were too quiet for me to make out the lyrics, then you go back to normal volume. If you're angry about myspace, be angry!

Trust me. I know what good rap and bad rap sounds like. I am a music critic and I know someone who is an awful rapper.